That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
once my pubes got caught on her snaggletooth it was all downhill from there
i am YELPING strip clubs. This is interesting.
when i'm drunk i think im just gonna point at him and yell adultery is a sinnnn. youre going to helllll
I feel like somehow my uterus ended up in my ribcage from all the keg stands i did last night..
i refuse to be around anyone not wearing a sombrero...its cinco de mayo
He puked in the voicemail. That's a true friend right there.
I want to throw all of their shoes in the pool so I feel like there is some justice in the world
SIMBAAAA REMEBER WHO YOU ARE
I turned around and there were three 10 year old kids running around with sparklers. Weirdest college part ever.
Welcome to Philly.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
Your boyfriends underwear are hanging from my kitchen window. Where the fuck are you?!
I kept telling you not to give them blowjobs, but you kept screaming back, "it's okay, we're friends on facebook!"
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
I was really surprised he asked for my number the next morning..... and my name.
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