I don't know where I am, but I'm drinkin & I like these people
This may sound mean but have u ever just sat in class and look at some of the the people and think how disappointed their parents must be
Sunday is a myth, I refuse to believe that I waste an entire day unable to function after a night of drinking.
you missed an awesome concert last night. some middle aged woman that was grinding on me kept trying to stick her hand down my pants. i ended up rewarding her tenacity by letting her hold onto it for a song, i think it made her night.
dude throwing a golf cart off a pier is harder than it seems!
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
I think I just gave my niece a weed pinata...
Well I just finished dry heaving so I think breakfast is a little further out for me
I'm fine w planning around your penis prospecting. Saturday it is.
He started talking about getting a puppy together. So of course I went down on him later
Needless to say, I did not go home with him cause he kinda resembled a guppy fish.
As a home can we vote to stab Peter?
it's not rock bottom until you fall down an escalator on the way home from a hookup and have to have you dad come pick your drunkass up at 3am. Adulthood.
He shit with the door open. I think that means we are in a realtionship.
About the whale....I wasn't completely awake.
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