U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
Not gonna happen. She just told me she puts glitter over the mole on her nose to make it look like a piercing.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
Do you ever just think "I could really go for a good 30 minute blowjob". I do. Everytime jill smiles.
we smoked out of your homemade aunt jamima bong
could you clean the juice and feathers off my bed I'm just not up for hangover cleaning.
i was mezmorized. she was the most beautiful girl that looked like a boy i ever seen
I'm glad you have such faith in my ability to find the worst situations with my vagina.
When we were finished I asked him how long it had been since he'd cum that hard. He thought really hard for a while before telling me his brain forgot how years worked.
My wife climbed on top of me, fucked my brains out, and gave me money from the ATM. I'm living the dream.
coughing up blood. I'm leaving for the doctor now. P.S. I just won $350 on the wheel of fortune machine in the casino.
While we were having sex he asked me if I wanted to get wingstop after. I think I found my future husband.
He kept kissing me on the cheek when I was pretending to sleep while he cried
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
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