Cut to me doing the walk of shame to work from a hotel.
he asked me to smell his eyeballs.
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
The sales associate looked at me funny for wobbling in the heels i was trying on until i told her i was trying to see how well i'd be able to drunk walk in these tonight
I'm going to need to borrow your helmet cam for my Wednesday night blackouts.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
Guess who has two thumbs and just fell outta his car and almost peed himself
Your first mistake was not throwing your beer at the RA and running
"Douchebag of the Year" award goes to the guy who didn't reply to the picture of my tits.
Just beer bonged tequila, broke into the hotel next door and got chased by security. It's spring break
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
ITS THE CIIIIIIRCLE OF SLUUUUUUUTS
just walked passed a black light...apparently he DID cum.
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