Sry I called you an 8
I blew a .224 after sleeping for 6 hrs, cleary im a champion
The child next door sounds like he's having vigorous sex in the backyard and it's making me very, very uncomfortable. I don't want to look.
i just farted in a meeting....took me completely by surprise.
so you made the shocked face and they caught you.
yup.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
The underwear in the garbage is clean. Just wipe the pizza sauce off
Are we doing anything tonight after class for Valentine's Day or just being lazy and having sex?
If you expect me to say anything other than 'lazy and sex' you're crazzzzy!
i woke up in his neighbors pool house. Not sure how I got here but there is people swimming outside. how do I escape?
just fucking run.
We had sex twice and at Wendy's how dare you diminish that.
I feel like it could help stop wars and begin world peace and the continents can unite for one Monday because chicken fries come back today
See, I'm just thinking of how...angular my room is. You probably would have sustained brain damage
Cocaine and dance dance revolution for 4 hours. I consider last night a success.
I haven’t been this excited since I found out they sold cases of Jack Daniels.
this is the 3rd time this week I've gone to the liquor store to stock up for the next 2 weeks
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
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