Short Circuit remake moving forward, David Carradine dead by his own hand. Come home soon, society deteriorating rapidly. Nation's capitol likely not safe.
So are you the girl that gave me herpes? or was that the girl from the night before
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
I am currently listening to someone take a shit. I hate the hole in the ceiling.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
You slept with a red coat way too close to independence day. It's just very unpatriotic.
Penises. Everywhere.
You're. Welcome.
Not that you went to little darlings at 3am. But that you checked in on Facebook. C'mon bro. You're better than that.
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
Serious question: does drunken cyber sex with a stranger on omegle count as cheating???
I wish there was a morning after pill for dominoes.
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
Remember the random guy who licked my face when we were at the bar the other night?
Yeah. His name is Andrew. We just met
I will bring Jesus to court if he punishes me for that
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