WTF WHY ARE YOU STILL NOT DOING A BEER BONG?! THE TOILET CLOG CAN WAIT
We tried to make a sex tape, but we were hammered and she forgot to take the cap off the camera. Somebody starts snoring 10 minutes in.
John stretched a condom over his face and tried to puke in it.
uh, 3 redbulls and 400mg of caffeine pills and i still feel like life is in slowmotion..lets not take tranquilizers again.
No one would take shots with Caroline so she asked the bartender for like 20 jagerbombs and then shouted "JAGERBOMBS FOR HOMELESS ANIMALS BENEFIT" and everyone started doing them with her
You started an entire relationship based only on sex and emoticons.
I'm sorry but you're choosing a girl that faked a pregnancy when you wouldn't return her calls over a more attractive sane girl who you begged for a chance with last week? God you're a loser.
I fell asleep on the floor again. i dont want help, just a pillow. its kind of nice down here.
I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover
Everyone is like kids first day of school and I'm over here like I need to stop sleeping with random
HE HAS CHALLENGED MY BADNESS. I MUST CONQUER ALL THAT QUESTIONS MY POWER. BRING FORTH THE TIT PICS.
Never in a million years thought I would have to put jello shot recipe/equation into an excel spreadsheet
Who says no to sex and donuts?!
She's in it for that fear factor ya'll. Obsession and stalking or nothing.
Clearly the Stanley Cup Finals good luck hand job IS necessary. You let the whole team down.
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