He said he was just looking at my pictures and was thinking about how he wanted to cut my hair..then dye it black and put platnium blonde extensions throughout it and layer my hair
Just woke up naked in my storage cubby and some one rearragned my whole room?
no jk, not my room
The wedding was scheduled to start 5 min. ago. 20 people here so far, groomsmen in tees and jeans, catering by Costo. NO ONE OUR AGE IS READY FOR MARRIAGE!
You left your underwear on the fireplace
casually drinking alone with your cats. do they like sparks?
We found a swing set....it's in the front yard.
You know whats not fun? Making yourself throw up on a sand dune at 4 in the morning.
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
one minute he's happily playing with a lighter and the next thing I know, he's screaming and the swing set is on fire
Suppose hypothetically u received a request for face time communication with a gentleman who looked astonishingly like a penis. Would you indulge him in conversation? Hypothetically of course.
legit question. can i put a condom down our garbage disposal? my rents are coming over in 20
MAN I GOT NO SLEEP AND HAD A BREAKFAST OF SKITTLES AND ASPIRIN. I'M LIVING THE LIFE.
My new successful method of booty calling is sending a screencap of a map with the shortest route from their location to mine highlighted.
my suitemate came in my room last night and flashed me. and then she just walked away. deff transferred to the right school
Before you started puking your brains out, you took a moment to give me the correct order of the Harry potter series
Randomize
