ahhh, you guys look like a cute little family in the cop car!
Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
Angelique from Rock of Love is now doing phone sex commercials for central illinois....id say she's going places.
there is no way i'm buying plan b and condoms at the same time
no do it! it shows that you acknowledge your mistakes and you are proactively working towards a solution.
I woke up to ritz crackers on the lawn, a keystone behind the hedge and puke on the rental car... i think that we have become that house...
I cannot believe I said bareback movement...
He fucked me so hard I might have to go to the hospital for internal bleeding
Can I have him when you're done?
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
Fuckers are stealing our internet and making my porn stream slowly so I changed the password for VanceRefrigeration to RyansaCunt. No spaces but capitalization.
How are you going to come here and fuck on our couch ? That's everyones couch
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
As I came the Sportcenter app played that "dah nuh nuh" chime. Top ten life highlight?
He said "send me a motivational picture" so I sent one with mayo on my face that said "clearly I'm no stranger to white stuff on my face"...I'm the fuckingng worst
OH MY GOD did i pee on you?!
holy shit the yoga instructor bought his baby pig to class today
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