Skip Greektown and come to Geektown. I just want to cuddle.
I love how all these freshman girls think that they can wear what they wore last summer... freshman 15 at its skankiest
beyond obliterated. i recall legitimately trying to use a ballpoint pen as eyeliner.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I threw up in the bar parking lot and yelled THIS IS MY FUTURE.
No more fucking baseball tools. Walk-of-shamed home in only a pinstriped jersey and a Red Sox SnapBack.
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Just saw our highschool guidance counselor at the bar and he's taken six shots in the last hour. Those teenagers have fucking hardened him.
Holy shit, I wanna ride him into the horizon.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I would fuck him just for his dog
I went to smoke a bowl and realized that my lighter is out and there's still frozen blueberries in my bong... I need to reevaluate my life...
Walking back to my car from the campus library and just saw a Nuva Ring on the sidewalk. If that doesn't scream college life, idk what does.
whatever. i just wanna get "forget my own name" wasted
no. you need to know your name so people know where to return you when you get lost.
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