i told him i was sober and he walked away immediately.
Woke up and went out for a cigarette and it was dead quiet. It was like the world just knew how many mistakes were made last night.
i lose more brain cells when ever she opens her mouth then i would doing meth for 8 years of my life.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
Im pretty sure he just said he wants to make a baby with me, but he's pretty shitfaced, so I'm not sure if he knows who I am.
well what is some mechanical horse racing with out blow involved
I don't like finding out that my fuck buddy is a good person.
We have an unspoken agreement. He helps me move and I give him a blow job. It's really unfair to him considering he doesn't know how much shit I have.
Just showered now I smell like berries instead of shame
Siri just called me GayBoy in front of my family. I will destroy you.
We all just did coke and we're coloring so if you're sober its pointless for you to come over here
To shove my foot up anybody ass who tries to start shit. I'm not takin shit this year. That and I wanna volunteer somewhere to help make a difference
I'm having a hard time eating my sandwich knowing how many different buttholes my hands were in last night.
Almost gave the delivery guy a 34 dollar tip. That high
i just used your hair clip to unclog my bong. i miss you so much!
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