we got sick of 7 11 doubles so we made up a game where you just drink when anyone rolls a 5
thats barely a game just flip a coin
should we drink on heads or tails?
why is it whenever you puke in the park there are always little kids on the swings?
The mass text at 3:12AM offering "free scrotum tastings" will have repercussions
How does me getting a new dildo make you crave olive garden
Woke up handcuffed to a half gallon of beam. Yep. This is my life.
The girls we hooked up with were hammered, pushing each other in a shopping cart into the sushi place and through the restaurant... One's a volunteer EMT. God help her patients.
What made this night legendary was getting pulled over for looking suspicious while wearing an iron man mask
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
I don't think you understand. I woke up under the car. At 3 am. In the club parking lot.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
Some dude peed on tonys floor because drunkness
They offered him a bucket as he was peeing and he was like "Nah, I'm good"
Everclear isn't food dammit
New fact of life: getting Becca high never helps any situation at all ever.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
Just trying to show you I care.
Isn't it supposed to be "what would you like for dinner?" instead of "how do you take your blow?"
Hey, you're the one who asked me to mc to move in.
Randomize
