omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
just as he was about to cum he started shouting "I THINK I CAN! I THINK I CAN!" over and over again.
I'll show rhose boucners: You don't let me in, I poop on your pool.
He doesn't like you, he likes u not having a gag relfex
i've never smoked before...when you said wake and bake i thought you meant like a funeral bbq or something
After he came he asked what I was doing for thanksgiving.
I just want to meet whoever runs the hall cameras
hahahaha I don't. Watch one day i'll be walking along and someone will stop me and say "oh you're that one girl who is out. of. control." But then they'd probably give me a high five.
Its like drunk me is Oprah except instead of a car everyone's award is seeing my boobs
I just found your ripped underwear on my chandelier. Care to explain?
he just used a semicolon in the middle of a sext
Lol, yeah it'll be fun,but will it be cereal and dick pics fun?
If I could figure out how to do him with his wranglers on you would never see me again.
there were rolls with just one bite out of each one leading to the bedroom. you were laying on the bed naked and yelled 'you did it you followed the bread crumbs!'
She threw my purse across the room almost broke a lamp and this all started bc she forgot what an air mattress was
Found someone cuddling with my Uggs this morning. Guess the hundred pillows laying next to him weren't good enough.
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