Yours is on the dinner table...mine is in my underwear drawer.
just woke up and he was jacking off in the corner.. am i being punked?
yeah that pretty much nipped itself in the bud when I realized i could see her whiteheads glowing in the blacklight
you know that annoying kid in my psych class? accidentally hit him in the face with a door today. perfect end to the semester.
how you manage to cockblock me from 500 miles away still baffles me.
Yes my plan is to drink the college out of me so i can be an adult by monday
Well as our DD it was my responsibility to get us home safely. If that meant strapping you down to the backseat using all 3 seatbelts then so be it.
He leaned over in the middle of the movie and said "My dick's name is Juan". WHO DOES THAT?
I just want you and your enormous dick to be my fucking rebound so we can move on with our lives
After he finished he sang his college fight song like it was some victory
Your life has no conflict it's just a blur of sex and Netflix
drunk and crying about Shakespeare- how's your night?
Is it a problem if I'm trying to condition Goodbye Horses to trigger an erection?
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
Idk I saw a cheetah print onesie and it reminded me of your Lion King fantasy.
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