So this girl in my math class just went to the bathroom, tampon in hand, comes back with it still in her hand starts digging around in her purse, takes her thing of birthcontrol out, goes oh fuck, and downs the rest of the pills. Got to love college.
Do they fuck in the end of "Lady and the Tramp" or am i just wasting my time
I love seeing the creepers that friend request me outside of facebook. its like seeing a unicorn in the middle of campus.
dude I heard her through my door. She sounded like you were holding her head under water and they letting her up for air. I recorded that shit
My brain is officially off for summer until late august. If that guy wants to fuck me, he better do it soon.
They were actually really boring considering how we met them.
howd you meet them?
They got shit-faced and decided to take a train to a city none of them had ever been to. We found them wandering the ghetto, with a bottle of gin and singing Disney songs.
Why is there a chicken nugget nailed to my front door?
He was wearing an Affliction shirt, a Monster hat, and he asked me for anal within 5 minutes of meeting me. Like 3 strikes and you're out, bro.
It wasnt until i started dancing that i realized i pissed myself dude. I dont think shes gonna call me back.
I think I accidentally agreed to be someone's surrogate
Being drunk isn't an excuse for eating all of the bacon asshole
What happens if you die with an erection? Does it stay hard? Disclaimer: I'm high.
I saved a sauce packet from taco bell that said "Free me" to use in my next break up.
This toilet bowl is my home.
I BLEED THE BLOOD OF MY ANCESTORS WHO FOUGHT SO BRAVELY FOR MY FREEDOM
cool u want pads or tampons
tampons please
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