Hi Jason, it's Liz. We dont need you to pick us up anymore. I dont care if you will be here in a milisecond. And you should know im wearing really amazing shoes.
I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
The saltiness of my tears mix perfectly with the tequila.
we had to stop you from eating moldy cake.. twice.
I definitely recall eating shredded cheese out of the bag while you were wearing that apron.
with all this snow coming, and no school, I figure why not try every possible liquor snowcone.
All I remember is doing a naked tuck and roll of your bed.
Still trying to wash and scratch the glitter off of my dick. That stripper should be banned.
There is nacho cheese and blood everywhere.
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
I'm sorry that I didn't get belligerently drunk and did not put my penis on your neck again
Ended up at the strip club, got told I should be a dancer 4 times, got free tacos and my hot TA slide in the dms. How was your night?
I seriously feel like I just crawled out from under a shit covered rock. I'm NEVER drinking like that again...well, not for alteast a solid 3 hours.
Legal advice please. Can you sue someone for jerking off to photos of you?
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
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