Funny thing- my attraction to each one is inversely proportional to his level of availability.
You just kept saying over and over "Tell me I won't do it." Someone finally told you you won't. You did. Welcome to herpes.
he met me at the airport with a welcome home sign with a grilled cheese, PBR and a blow job on it. i missed america.
She just got out of the car and said "hold on purse.. It's going to be a bumpy ride"
Jesus christ how hard is BRING SNACKS AND DRUGS to interpret? I trust your judgement on this one.
I cannot even. Taco bell reception. Beers. New friends from Georgia.
planned ethnic drinking holidays while bored at work thru next may. I don't suppose you have any scots or russian in you?
So he was supposed to be helping me with my math but instead we ended up drinking coconut rum in his basement and having sex. I think my mom was right, getting a tutor will be good for me. Relieves the stress.
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
And tell the hostess not to worry, she's narcoleptic and fell asleep on the way to the bar, but she'll be fine in a few minutes.
How do we stop her downward spiral?
Wine. For us.
I am thinking about buying a decorative chest for all our sex stuff....
I know he's married but I don't know how else to show sympathy! Nudes are my only emotional currency.
He called me kiddo. We can't have sex
So, is Canada considered an excessive distance to go for a booty call? Asking for a friend...
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