I'm scared
There's nothing to be scared of. My penis is average size.
That's what I'm afraid of
okay so using the row boat as a giant snow sled probably wasn't the best idea.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
You realize it's finals week?
Ya that's the school's fault. St. Patrick's day came first.
Just bought a german beer stein with tuition cash. no regrets
I'm crying, drinking alone and applying for jobs tonight. I figure the alcohol will lower my job standards.
you're my knight in shining pee-resistant armor
I think my cats understand what porn is. And it's all my fault.
Lets trade lives
And i will lay in bed and piss all over everywhere, drink whiskey and have sex with married bears
New fuck buddy and long time fuck buddy are carpooling home for thanksgiving. #10hrconvoaboutmyblowjobskills
What's sexier than showing up smelling like fast food cigarettes with a jar of moonshine in your hand
I don't WANT a sex disease! Especially one assigned to me by my supervisor..
I smell like heartbreak.
Tequila and sloppy rebound sex?
How did you know?
I love you man I just want to hold you and fuck you until you only know my name
I don't know who you are but HOW THE FUCK DID YOU GET MY NUMBER
Can you recommend a quality dick? I haven’t had a good sexing in a while
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