Question for you. Are boobs and hands polarly charged, thus causing the inevitable joining of the two. If so are some breasts simply charged backwards
So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
My carpet still smells like piss and I THINK YOU KNOW WHY.
I'm thinking of having one or both of my boobs out. They're small but they're mighty.
I'm pretty sure he jizzed in his pants, and no it wasn't even half as funny as that song.
I think that i just found proof that harry and ginny had sex
So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
Nah, I'm just going to keep fucking him until he realizes we're perfect for each other.
he ruins everything I try to do including his roommates
He said he wouldn't use a condom because he didn't want to kill anymore trees.
I'm not so good at organized events that don't revolve around whiskey or playgrounds.
It was like, once I started flashing you, I couldn't stop.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We havent had power for three days. What else is there to do besides drink and fuck? I thought that was obvious.
So she was amazing, that's what. Idk if it was the blow or the blowjob, but both my heads are still tingling.
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