He asked for his proof of insurance and he pulled out a Magnum by mistake. All of the sudden gignger was looking real good to me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
It's a shame that I don't know his last name. Actually, it's an ever bigger shame that I don't know his first name
We went into lab today and when no one was looking i touched our cadaver's penis!
I know I'm her Sunday school teacher. I just feel I would be saving others from a lot of headaches by telling her someday she's going to be a stripper
I've decided to be proactive and make a sex playlist on my phone to avoid any awkward moments in my upcoming slutty summer
Dude, you need to understand there is a fine line between "guilty pleasure" and in the closet gay
You looked like my 4th grade science fair volcano project when you burped. Told you chugging a 40 would be awesome.
And they were awkwardly all over each other in a Christian way.
And now we should drink to that moment where you realize you didn't exactly think things through.
I LOVE YOU NO MATTER HOW MANY BALLS YOUVE SUCKED
Well I passed out before 4:20 on 4/20 so I deem it a failure AND a success.
I found my limit. I will not, in fact, blow my 78 year old professor for an A in his class.
I saw your dick pic and thought there goes the last thread of my heterosexuality.
its a comptetion of fuckups and im HERE TO WIN
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