Kroger has a sale on economy packs of some ridic brand of condom with a smiley devil heart on it $4.99 for 24
Sounds like a baby waitign to happen
i just got a fart via voicenote. blackberry has officially changed history.
walking on campus just saw the exact moment some kids life got ruined
he's on the phone and just starts going "FUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUCCCCCCCCKKKKK", then follows it with "Are you sure your pregnant?"... made my day
Babe, I need to be clear. I DO NOT WANT TO HAVE ANAL. Never. No anal. No "talking about it"
its all coming back to me in waves....waves of humiliation and nausea.
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
Well call me tomorrow, it's a great story that may lead to me being fired and/or possibly being buried in a shallow grave somewhere out in wine country.
And I can feel feelings now and they hurt
That boy needs some memories to take back home with him
i am laugh crying so hard the guy next door stopped playing guitar
I saw him and didn't have sex with him. Responsibility five!
I wish I had a Tina from Bob's Burgers in real life. She would be the best wingman.
It wasn't until I lost my earring that I realized "I've been here before". Turns out we fucked a year ago. We've decided to make it a tradition.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
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