Ross. Joey. Chandler. Who would you do?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I googled what to do, and it said to squeeze the pressure out so people are taking turns sitting on my head. I can't believe I'm allowing this
Kegstand on crutches, you need to get on my level.
I AM OVERLY HIGH AND OVERLY AWARE OF MY TONGUE IN MY MOUTH
A reason for us to be drunk all week National Singles Week
This chick had a microhand. Fucking, like, jerking off a baby carrot would make it look like corn.
I want my birthday to be like the hunger games where all the contenders for my vaj have to fight each other off to win the prize
Can I have the second place winner?
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
I mean, you got a giant dick. I've seen lawn gnomes that are smaller.
Looking for my adderal, only found acid. What a shame
How do I figure out the name of this sleeping naked guy in my bed?
You had sex with a kid to spare him the shame of being a virgin. Evidence is on my side.
Getting paid in weed to watch a pregnant adult with cooking skills is the TITS
Fuck my life... Im so horny Im gonna take it out on this sandwich
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