if you're gona send my txt to that site at least change my area code plz
stupid gm bankruptcy made me miss the showcase showdown
Those cock suckers. We need to know who's winning the hot tub and the vacation to the alps
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
his cum tasted like old pizza and looked like old milk
Theres someone in the car behind me eating corn on the cob & talking on the phone
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
Pretty sure even her dog was surprised when I got that blow job.
DICK PUNCH EXTRAVAGANZAAAAAA!!!!!
I just duct taped myself into my costume. I apologize in advance if you find me in a compromised position involving duct tape and underwear when you get home tonight
The best part of Easter was watching all his colorblind cousins try to find the eggs.
Yeah, I mean I'll probably fuck him regardless but I'm trying to be a lady about it.
The doctor basically called me a dirty dick.
Let's make this a nightly thing. You'll explain the Watergate scandal like you're telling me a bedtime story while I eat popcorn high as fuck
he invited me over. we listened to jazz, smoked weed, then cerebrally fucked each other over a three hour game of chess
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