If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Apparently when he woke up I was tripping my face off. Everytime the cat meowed I would meow back. This went on for several hours.
Instead of a promise ring i got my clit peirced, its a promise that ill always give you ass! =]
just learned how to wash a penis. thank you nursing school for getting me the most action i've had in months.
working out is totally making me break out.. i'm doomed to forever be either a butterface or a butterbod. there is no way out.
They're taking me to ER. Mistasnkingly. Come get me.
as you might have guessed from my lack of texts, the herpes have calmed down.
Just applied for assistance with paying my hospital bill from my alcohol poisoning at age 16 while still a little drunk from last night. What is my life.
Circle of life?
I'm gonna have to get you a special blowjob bib -- like a lobster bib -- but instead of a picture of a little red lobster, it will have a picture of a penis, with 3 big squirts coming out.
Needs to be more caveman. "Me kill roommate. You watch. Then sex time with our genitals."
Oh my god I would go to planned parenthood the same day I get my nipples pierced
My crotch smells like fire and I can't find my pants
I woke up in the bathtub with money shoved down my pants. I must've done something right.
There's lube on my homework. #priorities
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