I left when they started reinacting what appeared to be a jerry springer episode
She was perfectly content just sitting in the middle of everyone blowing bubbles in the air.
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
Missed another period
I almost hope you're pregnant, this is unfair.
All I did was present the dick. You did the work. That's like thanking the pencil for a test you got an A on.
i licked icing off his dick. in front of his sister.
I may be a little fuzzy on this, but I think at some point I said something about being a generous lover.
I'm an EMT, not a miracle worker. No, I can't fix your sprained dick.
Haha. Fifty shades ain't got shit on me. My tits look like they got in a fight.
if the furniture in my bedroom wasn't shape shifting... this would be a different story.
did you just correct my grammar and then send me a photo of your dick?
And you hate the library
Yea but I love drugs and my grades
Bring shot glasses to the final. Don't ask questions.
Bad news man, we're gonna have to reschedule Golden Coral: The Musical
I don't know who the fuck this is, but right on man
That’s all I need in life: vibrators, butt plugs, strawberry lube, and sour gummies
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