I was watching truelife I'm transgendered. This tranny already got a date a week after getting a vagina. I've had a vagina my entire life and can't get a date.
Sunburnt clitoris. How do I deal with it.
She made me role-play everything from an older prof to a in-patient in need of a medical exam. Yay for cocaine.
I guess I'm in a committed relationship. We just had shot 1 of 3 of Gardasil. I'm now dead inside.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
Side note: the physics of a guy my size and age getting laid in the backseat of a Toyota Camry are absolutely staggering
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
It's seriously like a finger. But it's a cock. I don't know what to do. I feel like I fuck him to be polite.
I might go to an NA meeting just to fuck that boy in the bathroom.
I was stuffing my vagina with gummy bears last night having him eat them out of me. Team Haribo for the win!
I lost a bet last night, now I have to name the baby Fetty Wap, regardless of gender. Riley is going to kill me.
What's the rule for getting in fights with homeless men in suits?
Here's a rule: don't
I know you just got bad medical news... But want some moonshine?
Saw my doctor at the bar. He bought me a drink. I think he was looking up my medical record on his phone because he suddenly had to go. syphilis continues to fuck with my life
I'm like a camel in the desert in a black hole I'm so thirsty.
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