this is the fifth day in a row i've woken up after 3 pm, hungover. I might die when snowmageddon is finally over and we have to go back to class. my liver wont know how to take it.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
It's hard to believe so much cum came out of such a small penis.
It's going to be great. We're a perfect team to break up marriages and happiness.
... was I dreaming when we did coke off of the xbox, or did that really happen?
Shame should no longer be a word in your vocabulary.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Apparently william has a "couch montage"...an album of facebook photos of himself on different couches in various states of happiness and despair. A heartwrenching journey through what was clearly a significant part of his life. I'd mock him more but I think the fact that I looked through it means he's already won
3 2 1 whiskey
Appreciate the offer but I'm a huge fan of penis
THEY HAVE BEEN GOING AT IT FOR 2 HOURS AND I HEAR THEM BANGING THIS IS BULLSHIT
I walk into the pharmacy and I'm like "I need three morning after pills" and the guy was like "uhhhh". All I said was "we didn't plan it, we all just got laid the same night"
I shaved my asshole for this. That's real dedication.
QUIT BEING A BITCH, DRINK SOME PEPTO, AND PUKE ON OUR FOES
I like that they’re all named Christopher or Chris. No need to worry about moaning during!
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