Three words: puerto rican gang bang
Alls I know is that his gf looked like Beyonce and he looked like Babar
He came in the heat vent in my car. Don't ask how it happened.
so I ended up banging her last night
dude I remember her. You sure it was a her?
i don't even remember
I was in a threesome last night that turned into a violent domestic dispute with damage to a hotel. Wish you were there!
I ended up with a bullet proof vest and I still don't know his last name.
I dont even remember coming home... All my stuff is strewn randomly around my apartment... And I woke up at 5 sitting propped up in my bed with just my arm in a shirt
I got us a lift home. Payment may require me giving road head, are you cool just chilling in the back seat pretending to be oblivious to this happening?
So your best guy friend eats your pussy once and a while, no big deal. It's like going to jiffy lube once and a while to let the professionals do it. Your husband should understand .
OH MY GOD! I CAN FEEL A PULSE IN MY BALLS IT HURTS! ITS LIKE MINI FEMINIST NINJAS ARE ATTACKING MY BALLS!!!
His encouragement of my recreational drug use is the backbone of our nonrelationship. That, and rough animal sex and loud music.
In your alcohol circus, can my act be juggling men? Let's be real, I can juggle multiple dick buddies better than a professional
Like actually I will be single and sad and lonely for ever. Cheese will be my life partner. Robot sex is my future.
what do you mean i can't make cookies with a blow dryer? challenge accepted.
IN OTHER NEWS did you guys see Orlando Bloom's penis today? I did
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