Her gag reflex was as absent as a father figure must have been in her childhood
if someoen knew that someone accidentally drunkly kissed your boyfriend would you want them to tell you/?
followup question: what if both somones were me?
this mix will be the most desperate cry for affection in the history of itunes.
Keep in mind that he's 43, unemployed and living with his parents. There's really not much we could do to make his life worse.
Im only slightly posetive that left over guacamole and wine are unacceptable for breakfast at 6.30 am
my goal was to make out with as many people dressed as batman as possible. I have my priorities.
Ugh he's texting me.
Tell him you're no longer interested in what he has to offer; his shitty personality outweighs his sexual prowess.
She is larger then a hippo. You could cut her open in the middle of a blizzard and crawl in like Luke skywalker. Throw a couch and a tv in there and you're set
you never know what sharing a kayak could lead to
It's true
We were having sex and my nose just started pouring blood. He reached down to the floor, grabbed a sock and held it to my nose. He just kept pounding away like nothing was happening.
The more I think about it, the more convinced I am that I'm the solution to all of T-Swift's guy problems.
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
Where are you? Where am I? Why am I so red?
He's the douchy one who wouldn't let me rip his shirt off, right?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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