you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
Never let Scott cook bacon and eggs at 2am while drunk. You should have seen the flames.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I got used. This is the happiest day of my life. I was just a huge cock and that is all she needed.
The narcoleptic neighbor conked out while taking her dog out again. Drinking game based on what the dog does and how long she's out. You in?
I think my penis runs off weed. I haven't smoked it 3 days and I have no sex drive what so ever
in that moment our bushes were one. and in that moment we were pure.
"I made out with someone too, but then he tried to fuck and I played dead"
do you think the dildo I'm bringing through airport security is considered a weapon?
You start to question your morals when you wake up at 430 and there's three people naked...that you don't no
Why in the hell is there a guy dressed up as a horse passed out in our kitchen.
happy birthday!
you know my pussy doesn't know between good and evil
Where'd you go?
Laundry, im. A responsible drunk
That's nice of you to be concerned, but I'm pretty confident I'll marry someone 30 years older than me, ride out being the trophy wife for 10 or 15 years, then live large!
So... he's my second cousin's step-bro... To do or not to do?
Randomize
