how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
and thats when i went through the window and a shard of glass got stuck in my ass. the doctor said it was the best injury hed seen all month. i am a champion of life.
She is making me post-sex grilled cheese at 2 am wearing only shorts and cowboy boots. I am so in love
Mac n' cheese is coming out of my nose. You can't make that feel better
Saved By The Bell: The College Years had it waaaay wrong on that one.
New development. Drinking at work is so easy and awesome I might have to do it everyday.
is it possible that there's a used condom holding pennies in my bra? I'm so confused on what happened last night...
We got to the party at eleven, and the host was already in the hospital from being stabbed. And she brought the stabber home with us when we left.
With me living this close to Mexico now, Tequila is just a geographical choice at this point if nothing else.
Please never let me the drunk fat dancer in the bus girl
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Her rack rivals that of the deer I shot last season. You need to get after that.
Rumor has it that you want to bring me soup in exchange for a blow job.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I'm a freaking penguin. one mate for life, and really awkward at parties
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