do you ever lay in the bath and watch the blood hit the water?
EWW. Don't discuss your period with me. You can go shave your back now.
I'll be there in 5 min. If not, read this again.
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
thanks for being the calm eye of my shit storm.
The notification you get from snapchat that someone took a screenie is like a formal declaration of blackmail.
Hahaha more like walk of pride. You entered the lions den last night.
Now: to brush my teeth, put on my grandma slippers and earplugs, masturbate to 50 Shades and then PTFO
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
Dude. I keep thinking about how I let a man gum my vagina.
It was like sex on an active volcano surrounded by the night sky and bloodhounds. And by that I mean it was nice.
He adjusted my bra straps while I blew him.
Good Morning! You are sterile right?
My vagina knows your penis is sad about Andrew Luck. You should come over and let her comfort him in his time of need
might I remind you I fucked a 21 year old and almost did coke with strangers? you definitely came out on top
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