out of nowhere you said let us see your boobs, then proceeded to pull my shirt down.
i gets down
do you ever facebook stalk someone so much you think their inside jokes are yours?
apparently it's a turnoff if you ask a guy why he thinks he needs to use magnums
I just want a guy that likes cats and is willing to get a vasectomy. IS THAT SO MUCH TO ASK?!
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
We are going to need a water proof camera with a flash....exit routes....lots of booze.....and a tutu for good measure
No I have an idea, I saw you running through the neighborhood at 3am while I searched for my flip flops in a ditch
I knew there was a problem when things got heated and instead of rushing home I offered to get bagels instead
I'm bringing my passport in case we get drunk and wind up in Mexico
I have never lost more friends than while playing Uno drunk.
Think I have the only job where I can be naked in a room with my manager at work. Apart from hookers
If I hear you use the phrase "silky soft scrotum" one more time I swear to God you'll regret it
Quit being awkward towards me every time the group is together. They're going to figure out we're fucking.
i let a mormon finger me. i don't ever want to be that drunk again.
he called her and asked for me. he wants to do dinner and a movie
her booty call wants to take you to dinner?
Randomize
