the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I just want to know how you cleaned her puke off the twister mat with no gloves. And didn't throw up
so I woke up without pants, but my cardigan was still on and fully buttoned. curious.
its not fair. if i was a guy, i'd be getting a high five for banging two in one night.
So you have no knowledge as to why I am hearing loud repetitive mooing from next door?
Now that I've lowered my makeout age to 21 I have a whole new sea to fish in.
please promise me that no matter what happens you will keep me away from the children
One huge ass giant mistake followed by celebatory shots and coors lights thats my day in a nut shell
I swear some just paged for more cock rings over the intercom.
Hooked up with a guy solely because he had a chameleon. Priorities.
I woke up in your kitchen with my ID in my hand and my nails were painted electric blue. Dude.... never let me have fireball again.
You haven't lived until you have fucked while Fantasia is on
i made out with his shirt. MDMA, man.
She's walking down the sidewalk with a notebook, a pencil, and a box of cheez its while yelling profanities at small animals.... I'm going 2 ask her where she was before this.
He just flipped the beer pong table and set the ceiling fan on fire things are about to get crazy
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