Something clean will definitely be barfed on tomorrow.
Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
i just keep taking vicodin and supergluing random shit
so she bought me lunch gave me a blowie then paid for the gas since I drove... I think there's a catch but I'm gonna run with it
Now we are really drunk and her 17 yr old cousin is shitfaced. He may or may not have proposed a toast to octopuses and double fisting. And we just drank to Mexico.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
I feel the need to clarify that I did not show her my vagina.
There was a photo of his face glued to a lifesize Kim Kardashian cutout. By the end of the night he was doing shots out of medicine cups and making everybody hug it goodbye.
Is it bad to get into the ocean at night? i always thought sharks hated the smell of vomit after drinking
Whoever I saved in my phone as "Jackpot" last night has your keys.
Remember when puke and rally meant a good time? Fuck pregnancy
Oh yeah I remember when I first saw Kyler's balls. If there's anything high school swim prepared me for, it's the amount of testicles I would see here
He said I took his samurai sword off his wall and proceeded to jump off his porch at people coming home from the bar.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
If the world ends and i have no vodka please just kill me.
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