How was the bike ride?
Nope. High in the basement. Fruit cups.
literally overdrew my bank account at 3 in the morning to eat subway with 7 sherriffs.
He makes this seasoned whore feel like a novice. I've met the one.
Oh man. Realized I was high when I realized how long I'd been watching Roseanne
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
It feels like you stuck your dick in a fire and then branded the inside of me.
If you say no to drinking on a Monday then I'm going to take you to the hospital for a MRI
There was an unopened condom by my car when I went to pick it up this morning. Someone may have fucked on the hood of my car last night. Don't think it was me but I can't rule it out 100%.
yyyea i think im gonna go get a bowl and play skyrim. And by bowl i mean something i can throw up in, not weed
He got hotter. I'm offended on behalf of the rest of our graduating year.
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
Mixing Powerade and white wine has been one of my better ideas.
Beer and Reeses. dinner of champions
woke up with 4 bruises, 2 hickies and a bad case of rug burn. texans are dangerous.
she was just meowing in the corner eating frozen chicken nuggets
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