i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
After that we used the in-room hotel coffee pot to warm up some queso. it was brilliant
I'm terrified to sleep next to her. Of course the sex will be fuckng awesome.
There is a pube in my fucking eyeball
You stuck your entire fist into a full jar of peanut butter and starting assaulting people
Im going to hell in a hand basket. With a ribbon tied to my head. I'll be like a puppy for the devil.
It's like the bermuda triangle of cat puke
Instead of sending me a picture of his dick, he sent me a drawing of it on drawsomething. This game is getting out of control.
Yea we slept in ur room but im 80% sure we didnt have any peanut butter in there
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
i wonder if cab drivers are trained in the art of delivering girls back to their dorms on Saturday mornings. because mine was so nice that he dropped me off at the back of my building so no one would see me.
Honestly I'm so excited to go to bed I feel as if I don't deserve to be in my early twenties.
I vaguely recall putting a toaster in the freezer.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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