Theres just something about looking at pictures of your dick in church that doesn't feel right
is he apposed to sex in general? or just porch sex?
At what point did we agree that playing bocchi ball on the way to the liquor store was a good idea?
Somewhere between the 2 hours of sex and her urgently rushing to work she manged to steal all $329.33 in my jeans. Worst one night stand ever, she even took the pennies.
we ended up on her 9 year old brothers bed and he saw the whole thing.... now he will know how to use his equipment
Def regretting not writing "will blow for extra credit" on my last final
I just want to curl up with him and brush his hair and sing love songs together, I think you should come over and end this
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I think it's awesome that you're getting shower sex advice from a Mormon.
I may or may not be wearing slippers and a TMNT hat. This thing better not have a dress code.
I'm just trying my hardest not to get addicted to drugs or pregnant and all your other friends are out there getting married
we had sex while we waited for the thai food... a which will come first type of situation
Plus we had to have sex before the game because there is a good chance we won’t be speaking for the rest of the week. #ironbowl
Last night was a bad idea. I'm hungover and the contents of my purse smell like Korean BBQ.
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