toast her oven
toast her strudel
inspect her gadget
i friday night watching house. god, i need a life, friends, and a legitimate fake id.
woke up with 15 BAGS of hot dog buns in my passenger seat... jameson strikes again
ISS teacher has a tramp stamp.
Shotgun.
I'm not 100% sure, but I think someone gave me a bath last night...
Just slept with my boyfriend's roomie to learn if bf was cheating on me
Good plan. When in doubt, sleep about.
I bought a 9 dollar purse from payless so if I throw up in it tomorrow, no biggie.
I was so drunk. I apparently did a flip over the balcony using it as monkey bars. Ya I hurt a bit today
There was definitely a significant amount of cookie dough in my bra
I swear 95% of pictures on my phone are from drunken nights I don't remember with me doing a peace sign alone in somebody's bedroom.
How many people slept in the bouncy castle last night?
4 guys, 1 girl. Pretty sure were gonna have to pay the cleaning fee
We need a bunch of roses, some chocolate, 2 cops, a mariachi band, and a thermometer
i'm covered in glitter and body paint WTF
We're showing the video later bring pizza
Everytime I try to keep track of the amount of people I slept with I always forget about that guy I met on the dc metro, where I woke up to him organizing his Special K and Molly and I was covered in sleeping cats.
Just checking to make sure you weren't kidnapped, pregnant or watching Fox News.
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