We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
Yeah not really sure what I said but I remember "douchebag" and "fuck your own face"
To a 70 year old lady?!
i just like, need to vent to someone
Can we skip the part where I pretend to care and fast forward to the appreciative blowjob from you?
I told him we couldn't hang out because I had strep, he said he's had it once so he couldn't get it again. The sex isn't worth this level of stupidity
Obviously. I'm here to let you eat things off my boobs and help you get laid.
Just made a diving catch to save a handle of Fireball falling out of the car. ESPN worthy.
My one night stand said I love you, opened my fridge, stole my cream cheese and left.
you went to ralph's and bought all of their pears and left them outside my house
You did a cartwheel, it was terrible.
I remember that cartwheel, it was okay.
My boobs weigh the same amount as 25 pancakes
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
I woke up with leftover chocolate syrup on my nipples. WTF happened last night??
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
BITCH IT IS YOUR BIRTHDAY AND I'M STARTING ON A FISHBOWL OF LIQUOR WITHOUT YOU
I read that out. Group response is "Katie is hard as fuck."
WITH MOTHERFUCKING MONKEY MITTENS
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