And then a tiny penis fell out of my purse
it was average length and chubby
so kinda like him?
now i'm wondering if all guys are shaped like their penis...
I really wish I didn't have to wear pants this is ridiculous
just heard some guy walking down the street say "butt sex in the sun"
go get him tiger.
You seriously don't know?He was trying to arrest you and you were shouting that you were being punk'd. Punk'd? that show got cancelled like 5 years ago.
Remember the time we were horrifically hung over, went to mcdonalds, an you merely felt the weight of the mcnuggets box and knew there was an extra?
like it was yesterday
We probably shouldn't have forced that guys cat to drink the grey goose while we were doing lines in his bathroom
I am wrecking havoc on the skinny girls by going home with the big one. She is taking me to see her dog now.
If I had a dick as big as yours. The world would be an oyster. An oyster smaller than my big penis
Can we make a sex game out of monopoly somehow?
I seriously think I may just have to live here. In this bed. Naked.
Called Apple, my penis pics are safe.
I slapped a guy during sex last night because he moaned the wrong name. Then I remembered I gave him a fake name. Sorry bro.
i got drunk and started dancing with the plant because you were out of town
I accidentally just texted my dad asking if he wants to do shrooms with me. Do I leave the city now or...
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