Down for casual relationships, more fun than catholic missionary, bring condoms and don't get attached.
I'm on a mission to free the leash kids. Like liberating the Israelites from Egypt. Only better.
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I just compared drinking to love. How do these people not know I'm an alcoholic?
Hey fuck you and your taint. I'm just riding a canoe called life, back the fuck off. P.s. I need a ride
Regardless of age or alcohol consumption, the knowledge that my dad spanks my mom sexually has the very real potential to fuck my shit up.
Who knew there were so many rules and judgements about laying on a kitchen floor. I'm all like I'm resting. It just happens to be on a kitchen floor.
I just want to be able to run around naked and eat grass with no judgments and have people feed me and expect me to sleep all the time.
My arrest report says I was found in midtown "performing lewd and lascivious acts on top of art meant for public display and enjoyment".
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I can't put those talents on a resume
saying, "have a good fall!" After fucking a virgin boy is good etiquette, right?
I lost the right to judge tonight
Made out with some dude at the bar last night. Was fun until he thought bohemian rhapsody was by The Who
IT'S PERFEFT
... what?
HIS DICK. IT'S PERFECT. BYE.
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