what is college for if not random hookup sex?
learning.
i would literally fuck learning if i could.
we're taking a shot everytime we receive a "Happy Thanksgiving!!!!!" mass text. up to 7 since 10am. God help us.
I swear that when I have my own bathroom, I'm gonna lock myself in there and masterbate for at least 3 days in sheer appreciation of it.
I cant wait for your democrat phase to be over.
you handed the cop a condom last night and said "it's all about protect and serve right?"
She called herself a train and then took off all her clothing. I forget everything after that.
I saw you two flinging Jello at the sidewalk if that helps jog your memory.
He sent me a pic and IT CURVED OUT OF THE PICTURE! Curved. Out. Of. The. Picture.
What's the appropriate I've been inside you but we're not technically dating valentines present?
Look, if he's not the brother with three nipples, I'm just not interested.
Gees I domt know what your deal was. You kept looking at Nick and shaking your head frantically and doing a weird motion with your hands
Tgat was the small dick alert
we're driving around with this really dirty (unclean and inappropriate) 60 year old ex-san quintin con named old skool d that my brother knows and hes bringing us to get weed. what is montana?
he spent like 10 minutes trying to convince us that he was throwing up in the bushes on purpose in order to cut weight for wrestling
I sent him pictures of just me in my thong and he replied "you're so sweet, you make me feel special <3".... Oh.
Casually brushing the Bacardi out of my hair. It's a good time to ponder regretting everything that happened last night.
This may be a weird question to ask someone who is 21 years old, but are you grounded?
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