Then we started crawling around on the floor because we couldn't get up so decided to be tigers instead. Gotta love power hour.
my roommate's gf just broke up with him and hes in his room crying and listening to coldplay while beating off to pictures of her...
I just got my poem back from the prof, there's a sticker of a girraffe on it and it says "you're awesome!" ... How can this even be considered real college?!?
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
i was way too optimistic last night... got back to my apartment and the porch light was still on, like i'd actually make it all the way home.
whoooo knowwsss what george of the jungle juice is but i feel like im in the promised land
You know were out to late when I call my hook up at 8:08pm and 8:08am in the same night.
I feel more comfortable going down on her then actually kissing her.
i sound like a 75 year old homeless man that has spent all his panhandling money on cigarettes since he was 12. that rough.
this year we will have multiple halloween identities. lesbian couple meets brian and stewie
do u know what happened to the bottles last night?
apparently we hid them.... i google mapped the location into my phone
she's like a sexy human version of my cat. i can't catch her, and she keeps throwing up in the corners.
Get drunk. Masturbate to his picture. Fall asleep. Repeat. Fuck summer.
I be dancing. See you soon. You can drink tequila from my pants.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
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