Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
either way he was missing a nipple.
No jewlry, no bra, and no pen. I couldnt be more prepared for a friday morning class.
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
We are going to be Siegfried and Roy for Halloween and you are going to be the tiger.
Oh that's what I forgot last night.. To make out with her.
Drunk girl in a bikini just tried to bite my face, it's officially spring break
this is the first time i'm angry at someone with so much boobs. she like managed to break my glass and my phone with one glorious swing
I'd rather blow Nickelback than be told he gave me gonorrhea. I'd even post it on Facebook for all of the world to like, share, and judge me.
I can never have sex in Utah again. The altitude had me breathing like a fat kid going up stairs.
He stuck a cigarette in my butt last night. There is no coming back from that.
Why is there a horse in the backyard?
I stayed at my gfs last night. This is all on you.
just played fuck the dealer and thunderstruck with my physics ta. he is the third ta that i have drank with this semester, i think i'm getting good at college
Love that I’m sending my uber driver a thank you message for taking me home via mcdonalds tonight before I’m messaging my date from tonight! Lol
Is it a bad thing when vodka doesn't taste like vodka anymore?
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