their songs make me feel all the things I wanna feel. Ya dig?
and what kinds of feelings would these be?
Happy, horny, occasionally hungry
I need you to promise me that the first one to find out our kids smoke weed, takes the weed so we can smoke it ourselves
wasted. watching meteors, awesome idea i ever had, see 2 for every 1 with ma double vision
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
okay, please tell me Cammy is the one who put the picture and note on my desk saying "beat off to this homeboy"
Hahaha my philosophy professor just opened class with "I had a shitty weekend and I was at the bar until 815 this morning. So bear with me".
I'm going to smoke the pathetic stems and miscellaneous particles that weren't good enough for all my other bowls because its all I have left. This is my bag's Rudy moment.
Amanda bynes is my spirit animal
For Halloween this year I'm going to paint myself in gold, wear a golden toga and sash saying " cunt goddess"
When was the last time you wore pants?
Time is relative.
And pants are optional.
holy fucking shit get me out of here. even the babies are wearing beanies
You only have to pretend to care about soccer until July. HE'S PRETTY DONT RUIN THIS.
He serenaded me a cappella to Ed Sheeran. I wasn't going to leave his dick unsucked.
I lost my wolf penis dildo in my garage. I should probably find it before I resume my garage sale tomorrow...
I googled my name and pictures of you drinking showed up. Way to steal my thunder....
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