So...AT&T finally added picture messaging for iPhone...bring on the tits!!!
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
how does Santa get into Hogwarts?
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
He's been dancing to the same Rob Thomas album in his room for almost 8 hours now. Please never, ever bring extacy over here again.
I just watched a woman in a full wedding dress and veil walk out of the chinese buffet...I no longer believe I have a problem, and am afraid I am underdressed.
I chased a girl up a staircase screaming because she had a cardboard cut out of James Dean which, at the time, I believed to my friend being held against his will
I miss the smell of you or some shit.
there's no excuse to just assume your pants won't be coming off for some reason or another. that's just irresponsible
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Don't. You get on the 18 year old. I'll get on the 38 year old. Together we will bridge 2 decades of cock.
I apparently made a "health and fitness" subcatagory called "drugs" on mint at some point. I used it to catagorize all of my nyc atm withdrawls for $60 haha
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
My ex is stopping by while he’s working tonight after delivering a pizza to fuck me, then going back to work at Pizza Hut. This is what my life has become.
My professor just said irregardless, get me out of here
I guess he's ir-illiterate
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