susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
Dude I was fucking my girl on the couch and her dog came up and licked my balls. Does that mean we just had a threesome?
I am not apologizing for rubbing my balls on your leg...that is a risk you take when you come out to the bar with me
just woke up on my balcony. who won the super bowl?
we fucked while standing on a ladder. challenging, but worth it.
They high fived over us while we gave them synchronized blowjobs. In the same bed. Under the same blanket.
and a jello shot exploded in my bra last night. Now I have blueberry smurfette boobs. Awesome.
Sign she's a keeper: "I would rather be late to brunch than waste a perfectly good boner."
I decided not to eat, and then this man was my fairy " don't black out" godmother
I think he is probably a psycho that will eventually murder me but i mean the sex last time was AWESOME.
It was an "I snuck in through the window at 5am with my underwear in my pocket" kind of night.
Did you seduce any young men into coming home to your love nest of poutine and jäger bombs?
my cat just photo bombed my nudie.. does this qualify me as a cat lady?
Well if YOU HAVE TO KNOW, we're laying across the street from the bar on that grassy hill trying to see who's she's with at the bar.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
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