Fuck Jersey, the house im in is so baller but this state just cannot win.
It's official. I am the proud owner of his very own sex tape. Amateur awesome porn or awful delete-me-now porn? Come over help me decide.
he just voluntarily told me he was uncircumsized.. and that his favorite color was blue.
Idea for the cake. Joints for candles. Do it.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Hey. Be honored that I consider you the genital expert. I know alot of candidates for the position.
Couple of things: my nipples are blue and knowing that at some point I'm going to have to poop is incredibly terrifying
Alls I remember is making out with that chick.
Nope that was a dude
I tried to stop that, but then I pulled the leaves out of my panties and went to sleep.
I have his gate key so know he has to see me again.
He's my favorite late night booty call. He lives next to a Wendy's.
I haven't had sex since the Vanilla Ice concert
Please don't have sex ever again just so you can say that forever.
I am attempting to break the habit of calling him daddy.
Uhm... Found a ziploc bag... In the freezer. Sam, thought it was lemonade. Why did you make frozen piss at my house, again?
You fucked him, didn’t you?
He showed up at my house with tacos, rum and a negative Covid test. Of course I fucked him. I’m just a simple girl that likes tacos, not Margaret Thatcher!
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