No offense but you kinda look like a Jack Johnson fan in that pic
It's not called being bisexual its called making out with anyone that has a mouth
i just realized why god gave us younger siblings....to DD for us when we come home for the summers
So am I a slut for not remembering his name after sex last night or not recognizing him in the cafe today after he told me who he was?
It feels like I've shaved away my winter coat and my vagina is going to freeze if I go outside.
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
no i had to finish in the bathroom to a pic of her mom in a bikini.
I'm drinking wine alone, eating leftovers, and cleaning my sex toys. For the love of god, do not graduate.
I am not sure which is more amazing; The fact that she offered me sex, beer AND nachos, or that she can properly use a semi-colon at her current blood alcohol level.
Asking the homeless man what buss shelter is the warmest was not a good idea
Birthday are for suffering. TAke some tylenol pm and day-drink tomorrow
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
He got the life proof phone case so he could jack off in the shower without his wife knowing
with the way the semester is going, being a stripper is starting to sound better and better everyday
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