hey in girl talk does "want to come over tonight and have some beers with me?" mean i want wiener?
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I think you blew it when you asked her "Do you look good naked too, Or is it just the bra?"
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
He insisted that I looked like Kiefer Sutherland, told me he didn't know what to do about it, then hugged me awkwardly.
I action rolled over a firepit. Twice. I am the action roll king
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
With your fertility you would just get contact pregnant
Dude. Cab ride home consisted of me making out with an Asian girl sitting next to my Dad
You would be my first round pick for a drinking team
No Bryan wants to get drunk, rub inappropriate dudes legs, talk about my vagina and send me pics of his boomerang dick. That's not how you watch basketball.
That's how he does EVERYTHING!
You also once spent an entire hour explaining the origin of the strip steak to me.
Dude so last night I was eating out my gf and her kitten climbed onto my back and fell asleep. AND SHE DIDN'T NOTICE FOR LIKE 10 MINUTES
He wants to buy us a microwave. Clearly the man is going to fix my life.
He made me tacos after the sex. Best date ever!
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