Thanks for last night it was amazing as always
What are you talking about
You've got to be kidding me
gavin joseph was born around 1 oclock 9lbs 12oz... over 21 inches long
Thats what she said
i just pooped in tubberware. not a proud day
I'm at the point in my career when i know a sites a trap and isn't real porn
He wanted to take a picture with our pizza to show his mom that I was pretty but more importantly that he practices in "sober" activities
I made him ride the giant pony statue in my friends little sisters room before i let him get in the bed.
I still count it as showing your tits. Even though the wall was the only one who saw anything. Your boyfriend was pissed.
Sometimes I actually rage on Tuesday, come back, and do homework drunk and pull an all nighter.
Model at car show < day drinking with your favorite sister. Get your head in the fucking game Christopher.
I put his pb&j sandwich in my bra and never looked back
Jesus Christ, it's not like going swimming. You don't have to wait 20 minutes after you eat to suck a dick
Hey, remember that time a week ago when we walk-of-shamed literally down the Vegas Strip at 8:45am and I had one broken heel?
I wonder if the sex shop has any Black Friday deals.
i did these weird ass ab exercises once that left me queefing for weeks
Sorry. I was preoccupied thinking about penises
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