at a party and just made O-H-I-O out of dicks and vajayjays...i hope someone took a pic i was too busy (; GO BUCKS!!!
I shaved my legs finally. I am starting to remember what my skin feels like.
I just febrezed the jizz on my pants and wore them again, gross or eco-friendly?
Eco-friendly.
we're havin a 400 loko party for joe pa's 400th win. come get loko
yeah, she started doing yoga and cocaine....looks good on her.
So another one of your girlfriends from middle school had a baby. Thank god you are gay, otherwise you would definitely be a dad by now.
I went to pick my brother up downtown and I stopped at a red light a homeless old man comes up knocks on the window shows me his penis and then screams money
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
just found out I was hugging strangers at the bar last night. there's photographic evidence. I know none of them
American Eric just peed on us from the second floor. Hes now very confused as to why his "toilet is yelling." Send help.
What did you two do last night and why did Sam send me a picture of your dick?
We're sitting in the bathtub, eating pizza, doing shots of vvodka and comparing nipples. I havfe never been so comfortable in my life.
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
No just a list of 20 of my favorite things
Where are penises on the list
Where am I on the list
Under penises
Randomize
