So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
Today was the day I stopped kidding myself and started buying the handle of vodka.
I put so much effort into my vagina today. If i don't get laid tonight I'm gonna be pissed.
Am i fat?
Well i wouldnt let you on top
just got booed by the entire restaurant.
You've had your dick in my mouth. I don't think there are all that many barriers in our friendship at this point.
I feel a whole lot better than i did this morning at 3 when one of my roommates discovered me slightly aware of my surroundings and naked in the bath tub with the shower on
maby next time we don't finish the whole box wine just because it tastes like shit
ERIN AND I ARE GETTING MATCHING VIBRATORS. I'M PEER PRESSURING YOU INTO JOINING THE CLUB. Besides we're the three best friends that anyone could have, you better not ruin that by being a pussy and not treating your pussy to awesomeness. That is all.
whats our policy on dating high schoolers?
we dont have a policy but im pretty sure the state of michigan does
How are you getting in?
I know some influential drag queens
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
You cried for a while then lifted lots of weights then cady's ex put glitter on your tits and then you took a nap. I got you pizza and brought you home. Nothing too exciting.
My manager said you offered to make out with him to ensure I keep my job if I didn't show up to work today
Your mankini haunted my dreams.
Hi. I have frying pans taped to my feet. I achave to go the hospital, theyre on pretty tight. Can't feel legs bring me juice
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